I was at River Island, photographing the bird, in the shrub, just outside my cabin.
Erroll came along. Exchanged good mornings, etc., and it turned out that Erroll was after some help. (Now this is the stage where, perhaps, I could have explained that I could not help.)
But I promised and so, here it is:

Erroll is now single (again) and would love to meet a lady between the ages of 30 and 45.